[Review] Little Debbie Emoji Brownies

One thing I’ve noticed since starting a junk food blog is how cheesy and forced marketing seems to be. EVERYTHING has its own special day (why the hell is there a National Pumpkin Cheesecake Day?). And don’t even get me started on the awful tweets. Look what I bought from a guy named Craig on his…

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[3-Pack Review] Quaker Chewy Snackwich Bars

For years, I’ve wanted to go on a reality TV show. I don’t mean one of those fluffy love shows like The Bachelorette. I’m talking about the gritty, cutthroat, do-or-die shows like Survivor. You know, the shows where people are stranded on remote islands for over a month with nothing but a tarp over their heads…

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[Review] Nabisco Limited Edition Choco Chip Oreo

A couple of months ago, I decided to eat and review expired Cookie Dough Oreos for absolutely no good reason at all. Since then, I have spent every single day in a deep state of self-reflection. What might the creme have tasted like when it didn’t have the consistency of chewing gum? Was the cookie any more…

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