[Review] Pumpkin Pie Kit Kats

Do you remember that song “A Thousand Miles” by Vanessa Carlton? If you need a refresher, check out this epic music video in which Vanessa and her trusty piano act as severe traffic hazards: Yep, that’s the one. It was a real hit in my shower this morning the year 2002 or so. And why wouldn’t it…

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[Review] Nabisco Limited Edition Cookie Butter Oreos

“Cookie butter.” What a beautiful phrase. Of course, by beautiful, I mean ridiculous and incredibly unhealthy. Seeing the words “cookie” and “butter” so close to each other is so artery-clogging, it’s a shocker that cookie butter isn’t American. That’s right–like the printing press and the pocket watch, cookie butter actually originated in Europe. Sweden has long used cookie…

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[Friday Flash Review] Pillsbury Confetti Cookies

Friday Flash Reviews are abridged reviews of new or exciting products for your end-of-week reading. I guess I should have seen this coming. If you’re just joining us, Poppin’ Fresh has a secret girlfriend who might actually be his sister. First, he coped by baking some Salted Caramel Apple Cookies. Now, he’s gone completely off the deep…

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