Friday Flash Reviews are abridged reviews of new or exciting products for your end-of-week reading.
Do you ever get bored and look up definitions of words in the dictionary? Here’s one I just found:
- crispety, crunchety, peanut buttery candy bars
- a clumsy person, such as former New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez
Wow, Webster’s Dictionary has gifs now! We can’t see Mark’s face very well in the clip, but you can imagine what’s going through his head as his face collides into his teammate’s buttocks. “Ugh…that Snack Cellar guy is gonna make fun of me for this someday.”
Hostess Brownies made with
Buttfumble Butterfinger feature a chocolate brownie with a chocolate coating and topped with Butterfinger candy pieces. Here’s the thing: there’s not very much “Butterfinger” in Hostess Brownies made with Butterfinger. The chocolate elements completely overpower any peanut butter flavor. The sticky chew of the topping does remind me of a Butterfinger candy bar, but the dry brownie ruins the texture overall. At the end of the day, these Hostess Brownies made with Butterfinger are as much of a letdown as ol’ Buttfumble Mark Sanchez up there.
|How Much It Cost and Where I Bought It:||$2.97 at Walmart|
|Just the (Nutrition) Facts:
Serving size—1 brownie
|220 calories, 90 calories from fat, 10 grams of fat, 5 grams of saturated fat, 5 milligrams of cholesterol, 85 milligrams of sodium, 30 grams of carbohydrates, 1 gram of dietary fiber, 21 grams of sugar, 3 grams of protein.|
|In a Nutshell:||Basically just chocolate brownies. Topping is okay. Buttfumble.|
|Overall Score:||5 out of 10|