[Review] Nabisco Limited Edition PB&J Oreos

Back in college, I took a food science class for fun. It was the biggest letdown of my life. I thought we’d cover science-y topics about food, like “The Anatomy of a Kit Kat” and “Just Blame Gravity: Why You Feel Heavier After Eating an Entire Box of Twinkies.” But nope, it was actual food science, like the chemical…

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[Review] Cinnamon Toast Crunch Bites

I think I finally understand the meaning of the phrase “Christmas in July,” because tonight’s review comes straight from my Fat Kid Wish List™. Let’s take a look: Oreo paste in a squeezable tube Fudge Dipped Nutter Butters Nutella Oreos A cupcake stuffed inside of an even bigger cupcake Microwavable donuts filled with icing New Cinnamon Toast…

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[Review] General Mills Apple Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cereal

Can somebody please tell General Mills that toast is supposed to be boring? As breakfast cereals go, few things in history have been more turbulent than the relationship between General Mills and toast. Just last winter, General Mills replaced the hugely popular Sugar Cookie Toast Crunch with the hugely sucky Cinnamon Star Crunch. A few months later, “Strawberry Toast Crunch” and…

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