[Review] Nabisco Limited Edition Cookie Butter Oreos

“Cookie butter.” What a beautiful phrase. Of course, by beautiful, I mean ridiculous and incredibly unhealthy. Seeing the words “cookie” and “butter” so close to each other is so artery-clogging, it’s a shocker that cookie butter isn’t American. That’s right–like the printing press and the pocket watch, cookie butter actually originated in Europe. Sweden has long used cookie…

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[Friday Flash Review] Pillsbury Confetti Cookies

Friday Flash Reviews are abridged reviews of new or exciting products for your end-of-week reading. I guess I should have seen this coming. If you’re just joining us, Poppin’ Fresh has a secret girlfriend who might actually be his sister. First, he coped by baking some Salted Caramel Apple Cookies. Now, he’s gone completely off the deep…

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[Review] Cookies & Screeem M&Ms

Before we dive into this review, I’ve just got to get one thing off my chest. I think M&Ms really missed a golden opportunity for a great crossover this time. Look, I realize that people get all excited about anything and everything that tastes like “cookies and cream.” But there are plenty of other “and cream” flavors, too! As an…

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[Review] Nabisco Limited Edition Apple Pie Oreos

Where has this summer gone? As the calendar turns to September, you can literally sense the seasons changing around you, in more ways than one. Temperatures cool. Pumpkin spice and caramel apple products begin their annual grocery store takeover. And Ugg boots return to sheathe countless feet across America. Even though I’m to see summer go,…

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[Review] Nabisco Limited Edition PB&J Oreos

Back in college, I took a food science class for fun. It was the biggest letdown of my life. I thought we’d cover science-y topics about food, like “The Anatomy of a Kit Kat” and “Just Blame Gravity: Why You Feel Heavier After Eating an Entire Box of Twinkies.” But nope, it was actual food science, like the chemical…

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[Review] Cinnamon Toast Crunch Bites

I think I finally understand the meaning of the phrase “Christmas in July,” because tonight’s review comes straight from my Fat Kid Wish List™. Let’s take a look: Oreo paste in a squeezable tube Fudge Dipped Nutter Butters Nutella Oreos A cupcake stuffed inside of an even bigger cupcake Microwavable donuts filled with icing New Cinnamon Toast…

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