[Friday Flash Review] Milka Oreo Chocolate Candy Bar

Friday Flash Reviews are abridged reviews of new or exciting products for your end-of-week reading. Guys, this is big. I think I figured out Milka and Oreo’s recipe for success. It’s something like this: Join forces and combine signature products into one candy bar Profit Turn that candy bar into a slightly different candy bar…

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[3-Pack Review] Hershey’s Cookie Layer Crunch Bars

“What do you want to be when you grow up?” It’s a classic question, and one that usually produces some very predictable answers. Kids tend to respond with the same group of heroic occupations: doctor, astronaut, firefighter, and so on. Mmhmm…Real original. When I was a fat little boy, you know what I wanted to be?…

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[Review] Milka Oreo Big Crunch Bar

As we reach the end of 2016, you’ll see a ton of year-end posts all over the Internet. For example: “Top 10 Albums of the Year.” “The Biggest Trends of 2016.” “Dumbest Blogs That Started This Year.” So I thought I’d take a moment to reflect, too. And since the only way I keep track of…

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[Review] S’mores Crispy M&Ms

A few days ago, I came across this post on Instagram: I may or may not have shrieked at the top of my lungs like a teenage girl at a 5 Seconds of Summer concert. Then I noticed the post was dated April 1 and I instantly remembered how much I hate April Fool’s Day. I was furious….

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[Review] Starburst Original Gummies

I took a Greek history course in college for absolutely no reason. I remember my professor always talked about this so-called “Golden Age,” an ancient time when all of mankind was supposedly created by the gods and blah blah blah. Yeah, right. What’s the real Golden Age, if you ask me? Simple. The 1990s. The 90’s gave…

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