[Review] Peanut Brrr-ittle M&Ms

Halloween is tomorrow, and you know what that means: it’s basically winter. And winter brings one of our weirdest traditions of all: the bake sale. Bake sales have always been an odd concept to me. Little old ladies congregate in one place and peddle their homemade goodies to anyone who’s willing to toss them a…

Continue Reading

[Special Feature] Snickers Espresso, Snickers Fiery, and Snickers Salty & Sweet

Apparently I’ve been going through some extreme mood swings recently, because Mars Incorporated just dropped me a big ol’ care package. Snickers is rolling out three brand new limited edition flavors: Snickers Espresso, Snickers Fiery, and Snickers Sweet & Salty. Each bar features peanuts and caramel covered in milk chocolate, but with a different flavor-infused nougat…

Continue Reading

[Review] Pumpkin Pie Kit Kats

Do you remember that song “A Thousand Miles” by Vanessa Carlton? If you need a refresher, check out this epic music video in which Vanessa and her trusty piano act as severe traffic hazards: Yep, that’s the one. It was a real hit in my shower this morning the year 2002 or so. And why wouldn’t it…

Continue Reading

[Review] Cookies & Screeem M&Ms

Before we dive into this review, I’ve just got to get one thing off my chest. I think M&Ms really missed a golden opportunity for a great crossover this time. Look, I realize that people get all excited about anything and everything that tastes like “cookies and cream.” But there are plenty of other “and cream” flavors, too! As an…

Continue Reading

[Friday Flash Review] Milka Oreo Chocolate Candy Bar

Friday Flash Reviews are abridged reviews of new or exciting products for your end-of-week reading. Guys, this is big. I think I figured out Milka and Oreo’s recipe for success. It’s something like this: Join forces and combine signature products into one candy bar Profit Turn that candy bar into a slightly different candy bar…

Continue Reading

[3-Pack Review] Hershey’s Cookie Layer Crunch Bars

“What do you want to be when you grow up?” It’s a classic question, and one that usually produces some very predictable answers. Kids tend to respond with the same group of heroic occupations: doctor, astronaut, firefighter, and so on. Mmhmm…Real original. When I was a fat little boy, you know what I wanted to be?…

Continue Reading

[Review] Milka Oreo Big Crunch Bar

As we reach the end of 2016, you’ll see a ton of year-end posts all over the Internet. For example: “Top 10 Albums of the Year.” “The Biggest Trends of 2016.” “Dumbest Blogs That Started This Year.” So I thought I’d take a moment to reflect, too. And since the only way I keep track of…

Continue Reading