[Review] Pumpkin Pie Kit Kats

Do you remember that song “A Thousand Miles” by Vanessa Carlton? If you need a refresher, check out this epic music video in which Vanessa and her trusty piano act as severe traffic hazards: Yep, that’s the one. It was a real hit in my shower this morning the year 2002 or so. And why wouldn’t it…

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[Review] Cookies & Screeem M&Ms

Before we dive into this review, I’ve just got to get one thing off my chest. I think M&Ms really missed a golden opportunity for a great crossover this time. Look, I realize that people get all excited about anything and everything that tastes like “cookies and cream.” But there are plenty of other “and cream” flavors, too! As an…

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[Friday Flash Review] Milka Oreo Chocolate Candy Bar

Friday Flash Reviews are abridged reviews of new or exciting products for your end-of-week reading. Guys, this is big. I think I figured out Milka and Oreo’s recipe for success. It’s something like this: Join forces and combine signature products into one candy bar Profit Turn that candy bar into a slightly different candy bar…

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[3-Pack Review] Hershey’s Cookie Layer Crunch Bars

“What do you want to be when you grow up?” It’s a classic question, and one that usually produces some very predictable answers. Kids tend to respond with the same group of heroic occupations: doctor, astronaut, firefighter, and so on. Mmhmm…Real original. When I was a fat little boy, you know what I wanted to be?…

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[Review] Milka Oreo Big Crunch Bar

As we reach the end of 2016, you’ll see a ton of year-end posts all over the Internet. For example: “Top 10 Albums of the Year.” “The Biggest Trends of 2016.” “Dumbest Blogs That Started This Year.” So I thought I’d take a moment to reflect, too. And since the only way I keep track of…

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