[Review] Cinnamon Toast Crunch Bites

I think I finally understand the meaning of the phrase “Christmas in July,” because tonight’s review comes straight from my Fat Kid Wish List™. Let’s take a look: Oreo paste in a squeezable tube Fudge Dipped Nutter Butters Nutella Oreos A cupcake stuffed inside of an even bigger cupcake Microwavable donuts filled with icing New Cinnamon Toast…

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[Review] General Mills Apple Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cereal

Can somebody please tell General Mills that toast is supposed to be boring? As breakfast cereals go, few things in history have been more turbulent than the relationship between General Mills and toast. Just last winter, General Mills replaced the hugely popular Sugar Cookie Toast Crunch with the hugely sucky Cinnamon Star Crunch. A few months later, “Strawberry Toast Crunch” and…

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[Review] Post Oreo O’s Cereal

Every fallen hero needs a story of redemption. This is Post’s. That’s right, folks! No need to adjust your screens. Oreo O’s are back after a ten year hiatus. In their absence, I’ve just straight up been eating Oreos for breakfast. So, this cookie-flavored cereal is actually a healthy upgrade, and a sight for sore eyes after the…

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[Review] Post Honey Maid S’mores Cereal

Summer is officially upon us! For normal people, summer means ditching the jackets and hats and throwing on some shorts and flip flops. For me, it means trying to make a regular s’more, getting tired, and proceeding to eat as many s’mores-themed processed food products as I can find. After going on an absolute rampage in…

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[Review] Kellogg’s Keebler Cereal

While Santa’s elves have been hard at work preparing for the holiday rush, the Keebler Elves have been busy with their own new creation… Kellogg’s Keebler Cereal is a surprise entrant in an already packed year of new cereals like Tiny Toast and Cinnamon Star Crunch (still hate you). With such a well-known brand name, and a…

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