[Review] Nabisco Limited Edition Jelly Donut Oreos

The year was 2001. Three women, perhaps the defining music group of their era, came together and issued a challenge to our great nation. They confronted us and doubted our preparedness. They sang…about Oreos. Jelly Donut Oreos are here, and Destiny’s Child was right: I am not ready. Oreos are coming out at breakneck speed! Flavors like…

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[Review] Nabisco Limited Edition Firework Oreos

If you’ll all kindly allow me a moment of self-reflection, I’d like to address a serious personal problem: mindless eating. Too often, I find myself hunched over a container of some random junk food, shoveling it into my mouth with reckless abandon. I’ve got no control, no sense of restraint. For years, I have wished…

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[Review] Nabisco Limited Edition Peeps Oreo

Have you guys ever heard of this thing called the Trojan Horse? I learned about it in high school. Well, kind of learned. I couldn’t totally hear my Greek Mythology teacher at the time because I was too busy eating Doritos and singing the Wonder Ball jingle to myself, but here’s the gist: as the tale…

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