[Review] Nabisco Limited Edition Sriracha Triscuits

Nabisco has been churning out innovative limited edition products non-stop this year. After Even Thinner Wheat Thins (why?), Ultimate Butter Ritz (yuck), and Strawberry Shortcake Oreos (meh), how could they possibly set their sights any higher? The answer, of course, was clear: take one of the most excessively done flavor trends in recent history and…

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[Review] Limited Edition Ultimate Butter Ritz

And now, a list of things I will never be able to enjoy again thanks to Ultimate Butter Ritz: Buttered noodles Butterbeer from the Harry Potter series Butter rum ice cream Butters from South Park Butter sculptures Butternut squash Butterball turkey Mrs. Buttersworth’s maple syrup The rap hit “Truffle Butter” by Nicki Minaj featuring Drake…

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[Review] Cheez-It Sweet and Salty Snack Mix

Have I been living under The Rock? Wait. Nope, that’s not it. Start again. Have I been living under a rock? (Nailed it.) When I first saw photos of the new Cheez-It Sweet and Salty Snack Mix, I was equal parts disgusted and intrigued. Why mix two beloved products that have such different flavors? There…

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