[Review] Nabisco Limited Edition Cookie Butter Oreos

“Cookie butter.” What a beautiful phrase. Of course, by beautiful, I mean ridiculous and incredibly unhealthy. Seeing the words “cookie” and “butter” so close to each other is so artery-clogging, it’s a shocker that cookie butter isn’t American. That’s right–like the printing press and the pocket watch, cookie butter actually originated in Europe. Sweden has long used cookie…

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[Review] Nabisco Limited Edition Apple Pie Oreos

Where has this summer gone? As the calendar turns to September, you can literally sense the seasons changing around you, in more ways than one. Temperatures cool. Pumpkin spice and caramel apple products begin their annual grocery store takeover. And Ugg boots return to sheathe countless feet across America. Even though I’m to see summer go,…

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[Review] Nabisco Limited Edition PB&J Oreos

Back in college, I took a food science class for fun. It was the biggest letdown of my life. I thought we’d cover science-y topics about food, like “The Anatomy of a Kit Kat” and “Just Blame Gravity: Why You Feel Heavier After Eating an Entire Box of Twinkies.” But nope, it was actual food science, like the chemical…

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[Review] Nabisco Limited Edition Jelly Donut Oreos

The year was 2001. Three women, perhaps the defining music group of their era, came together and issued a challenge to our great nation. They confronted us and doubted our preparedness. They sang…about Oreos. Jelly Donut Oreos are here, and Destiny’s Child was right: I am not ready. Oreos are coming out at breakneck speed! Flavors like…

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[Review] Nabisco Limited Edition Firework Oreos

If you’ll all kindly allow me a moment of self-reflection, I’d like to address a serious personal problem: mindless eating. Too often, I find myself hunched over a container of some random junk food, shoveling it into my mouth with reckless abandon. I’ve got no control, no sense of restraint. For years, I have wished…

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