[Review] Nabisco Limited Edition Firework Oreos

If you’ll all kindly allow me a moment of self-reflection, I’d like to address a serious personal problem: mindless eating. Too often, I find myself hunched over a container of some random junk food, shoveling it into my mouth with reckless abandon. I’ve got no control, no sense of restraint. For years, I have wished…

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[Review] Nabisco Limited Edition Peeps Oreo

Have you guys ever heard of this thing called the Trojan Horse? I learned about it in high school. Well, kind of learned. I couldn’t totally hear my Greek Mythology teacher at the time because I was too busy eating Doritos and singing the Wonder Ball jingle to myself, but here’s the gist: as the tale…

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[Review] Nabisco Limited Edition Candy Corn Oreo

Well, it’s officially September, and you know what that means: fall is pretty much upon us. Before you know it, it’ll be Halloween, when trick-or-treaters scurry through your neighborhood with pillowcases full of candy corn, chocolate, and other goodies. And before I know it, I’ll be refusing to acknowledge the trick-or-treaters ringing my doorbell while…

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[Review] Nabisco Limited Edition Swedish Fish Oreo

Shows centered around pranks and stunts have been a pillar of American culture for decades. Candid Camera. Scare Tactics. Punk’d. But back when I was a fat teenager, the MTV show Jackass was a cultural phenomenon. You know, the one with the nut shots and various crude acts with animals and whatnot. It was a real hit, but only lasted…

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