[Review] Kellogg’s Keebler Cereal

While Santa’s elves have been hard at work preparing for the holiday rush, the Keebler Elves have been busy with their own new creation… Kellogg’s Keebler Cereal is a surprise entrant in an already packed year of new cereals like Tiny Toast and Cinnamon Star Crunch (still hate you). With such a well-known brand name, and a…

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[3-Pack Review] Hershey’s Cookie Layer Crunch Bars

“What do you want to be when you grow up?” It’s a classic question, and one that usually produces some very predictable answers. Kids tend to respond with the same group of heroic occupations: doctor, astronaut, firefighter, and so on. Mmhmm…Real original. When I was a fat little boy, you know what I wanted to be?…

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[3-Pack Review] Hostess Limited Edition White Peppermint Twinkies, Chocolate Covered Strawberry Cupcakes, and Merry Minty Ho Hos

Everybody! Stop what you’re doing. Hostess’s winter-themed snacks are out for the holiday season! *throws Grandma’s fruitcake out the window* No disrespect to G-ma’s fruitcake, but if there’s one thing I love about the holidays, it’s the limited edition snack cakes. Okay, sure, I guess I enjoy the cheer and togetherness and all of that,…

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[4-Pack Review] Lay’s “Flavor All-Stars” Chips

When I think of the phrase “all-star,” I think of the classic hit by Smashmouth. Then, after I’ve listened to that a few dozen times, I think of the actual meaning of “all-star”: it’s usually used to refer to an athlete who’s being recognized for an outstanding performance. You know, like Michael Jordan, or Tom Brady….

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