[Friday Flash Review] Milka Oreo Chocolate Candy Bar

Friday Flash Reviews are abridged reviews of new or exciting products for your end-of-week reading. Guys, this is big. I think I figured out Milka and Oreo’s recipe for success. It’s something like this: Join forces and combine signature products into one candy bar Profit Turn that candy bar into a slightly different candy bar…

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[3-Pack Review] Hershey’s Cookie Layer Crunch Bars

“What do you want to be when you grow up?” It’s a classic question, and one that usually produces some very predictable answers. Kids tend to respond with the same group of heroic occupations: doctor, astronaut, firefighter, and so on. Mmhmm…Real original. When I was a fat little boy, you know what I wanted to be?…

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[Review] General Mills Strawberry Tiny Toast Cereal

Well guys, I think I’ve finally come down from an intense sugar high thanks to Frosted Flakes with Marshmallows. All of that sucrose reeeeeally did a number on me. To be honest, I didn’t sleep a wink last night, which hasn’t happened since–well, since I encountered that one Rolo commercial a few months ago. But don’t…

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