[Review] Milka Oreo Big Crunch Bar

As we reach the end of 2016, you’ll see a ton of year-end posts all over the Internet. For example: “Top 10 Albums of the Year.” “The Biggest Trends of 2016.” “Dumbest Blogs That Started This Year.” So I thought I’d take a moment to reflect, too. And since the only way I keep track of…

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[Review] Nabisco Limited Edition Choco Chip Oreo

A couple of months ago, I decided to eat and review expired Cookie Dough Oreos for absolutely no good reason at all. Since then, I have spent every single day in a deep state of self-reflection. What might the creme have tasted like when it didn’t have the consistency of chewing gum? Was the cookie any more…

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[Review] Nabisco Limited Edition Fruity Crisp Oreo

EVERYBODY. I GOT ‘EM. Just when I was starting to worry myself skinny somewhat less pudgy that I would never get to experience Fruity Crisp Oreos, two kind people answered my junk food prayers. The first is my good friend Junk Male over at JunkBanter.com, who noticed my pathetic situation and shipped Fruity Crisp Oreos and Key Lime Pie Oreos…

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[Review] Nabisco Limited Edition Blueberry Pie Oreos

This is a “throwback review” for Blueberry Pie Oreos, which recently returned to shelves. This review, which was originally published on June 8, 2016, has been updated with new photos and some content edits for the sake of being current. Oh, how things change in a year. See, Fruity Crisp Oreos came out around this time in…

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[Review] S’mores Crispy M&Ms

A few days ago, I came across this post on Instagram: I may or may not have shrieked at the top of my lungs like a teenage girl at a 5 Seconds of Summer concert. Then I noticed the post was dated April 1 and I instantly remembered how much I hate April Fool’s Day. I was furious….

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[Review] Dairy Queen Oreo S’mores Blizzard

Forgiveness. It feels good. It also tastes like chocolate, marshmallows, graham crackers, and more chocolate. After my last couple of experiences with S’mores and Oreos, I felt a little betrayed. “S’mores” has gotten dangerously close to “Pumpkin Spice” on the overdone flavors scale in recent months, and Nabisco didn’t exactly hit its most recent cookie out…

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